Pigs are cute, such as the one pictured. However men can be pigs and they're not nearly as adorable as this little guy. No, in fact men give pigs a bad name. You may be thinking, "Where is this all coming from?" Well, this morning I woke up at 7:45 and got ready to take my horse of a dog, Helaman, for a walk. As I was choosing what to wear, I decided to opt for a tank top since my friends wedding is coming up and I would like to get some sun before the big day. Mind you the tank top is nothing scandalous or trashy, just a normal Downeast Outfitters white tank top. I figured it was a modest enough choice, but boy was I mistaken. I proceed out to the main road and the entire time I'm out there, men are ogling me. Not nice gentle men, no, grotesque creepy men that make your stomach want to hurl simply because you made eye contact. Now, perhaps I'm being a bit on the dramatic side but seriously men can be such pigs. What did I learn from this experience? 1. My dog is crazy. 2. No more slightly fitted tank tops. 3. When I can afford it, breast reduction. LOL!
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I've met my fair share of grody men, but I promise you they are not ALL pigs.
*Grotesque,creepy men will likely ogle you even if you are wearing a DownEast Outfitters puffy coat and five layers of clothing.
*One of the easier ways of figuring out which ones are real slime balls is to head outside in a tank top.
Oh I know they're not all grody pigs...but yesterday there sure were a lot driving by...LOL..it was just a funny experience.
that's so funny, i mean not that funny at the time, but hilarious now!
i'm glad you found pleasure in it..LOL...j/k...i figured it would be a funny incident to write about...
So, that was my favorite thing about Italy...I felt beautiful all the time because men kept ogling me in my missionary attire...and there is nothing more frumpy than a slightly husky missionary in a jumper! That sort of thing is always a confidence boost, if nothing else.
And I don't like how you are comparing darling pigs to these jerky men...we have got to come up with some other animal to identify men..."dog" often works, or perhaps "llama" or "octopus"...
I just have to mention this. So the other night we played the newly wed game at a ward party (which hubby and I won Yeah go us!) Anyway one of the questions was what would your husband say was the first thing he noticed about you. The couple next to us said boobs, and he was right! It was pretty funny then she adds her disclaimer: well they were HUGE I did get a breast reduction. Got to love church activities :)
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